Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Spot a lie!

How to spot if someone is lying. Enjoy this nifty infographic!


That's a way to count cards. Common misconception: it's illegal. However, counting cards is only frowned upon. Many places will kick you out for doing it, but are not capable of any legal action against you.

Hope this is helpful!

What time is it?

"Oh, excuse me!" People will say "what time is it?" And you'll reply solidly with "Time to look like a badass".

Sunday, August 29, 2010

How to use an Elevator... without stopping

Pretty smart. Should work for every elevator! Enjoy this!

Michio Kaku

I am a huge fan of this guy. I respect everything that has ever come out of his mouth.

How to Time Travel

Nat Geo has interesting ideas. Typical. We aren't going to reach interstellar travel in our time, but still interesting to watch.

You Guys Suck

All the niceness has been sucked out of me. It's like all the self-manifesting cynicism is a vaccuum that homes in on the dirt that is my happiness. Well, fuck you vaccuum/people. My misanthropy has somehow aggregated to make me analogically refer to my happiness as dirt. Thanks, people/vaccuums, you guys literally/figuratively suck.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Welcome to My Shit

So this is my first post. Get ready for many, many more. You're gonna get you as horny as a god damn rhinoceros playing a brass instrument.