Create your own web server!

Sorry for not posting for awhile, guys! I bring to you: How to create your own web server!

What changed this decade?

I found this very interesting! What are your thoughts about this last decade?

Semen? Alright.

I know you all wonder this shit.

How to Make Cheating Dice

Pretty easy tutorial.

DISCLAIMER: USE ONLY FOR FUN. Don't be a jerk and try to do this at a casino, you'll get your ass beat.

Money shirt!

Idk. found it browsing the interwebz, thought some people might find it cool!

How to make a padlock shim

Pretty easy if you ask me. I've made a couple of these, no problem. Except with a pepsi can. Pepsi is better.

Spot a lie!

How to spot if someone is lying. Enjoy this nifty infographic!

Blackjack!

That's a way to count cards. Common misconception: it's illegal. However, counting cards is only frowned upon. Many places will kick you out for doing it, but are not capable of any legal action against you.

Hope this is helpful!

What time is it?

"Oh, excuse me!" People will say "what time is it?" And you'll reply solidly with "Time to look like a badass".

How to use an Elevator... without stopping

Pretty smart. Should work for every elevator! Enjoy this!

Michio Kaku

I am a huge fan of this guy. I respect everything that has ever come out of his mouth.

How to Time Travel

Nat Geo has interesting ideas. Typical. We aren't going to reach interstellar travel in our time, but still interesting to watch.

You Guys Suck

All the niceness has been sucked out of me. It's like all the self-manifesting cynicism is a vaccuum that homes in on the dirt that is my happiness. Well, fuck you vaccuum/people. My misanthropy has somehow aggregated to make me analogically refer to my happiness as dirt. Thanks, people/vaccuums, you guys literally/figuratively suck.

Welcome to My Shit

So this is my first post. Get ready for many, many more. You're gonna get you as horny as a god damn rhinoceros playing a brass instrument.